The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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