I just made out with a guy for $7.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
