Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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