Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You made out with two different species that night
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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