Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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