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I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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