so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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