why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
