i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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