i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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