Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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