getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
