I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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