and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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