Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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