# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Green mimosas i think yes
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
so much tequila, so little girl.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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