i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I have post one night stand depression
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