When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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