Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
