I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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