question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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