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you win
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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