Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
