p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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