At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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