Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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