I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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