Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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