I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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