Sponge bath it is.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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