You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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