too bad you live with your parents still
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Randomize
