Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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