where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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