but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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