what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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