careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Randomize
