U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He is an equal opportunity slut.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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