yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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