So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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