I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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