I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
