i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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