Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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