also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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