Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
