so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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