If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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