do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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