We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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