Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
this will be a night to untag.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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