They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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